Thursday Thirteen – Christian one liners

Thirteen Christian One Liners 1. The good Lord didn’t create anything Without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. 2. When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there. 3. God Himself does not propose To judge a man until he is dead. So why should you? 4. Be ye fishers of men. You catch them – He’ll clean them. 5. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. 6. Don’t put a question mark where God put a period. 7. God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called. 8. God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!” 9. God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. 10. If God is your Co-pilot – swap seats! 11. The task ahead of us is never as Great as the Power behind us. 12. Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty! 13. The Will of God never takes you to Where the Grace of God will not protect you. The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

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19 comments!!!

1. eph2810 says:

   September 7, 2006 at 12:04 am

   This is an awesome T13, Stormii…Thank you for sharing. My favorites (although they are all great) are # 7, 8 and 10. .
   Have a blessed Thursday.
2. Daw says:

   September 7, 2006 at 9:02 am

   That is the best! I love that list! Have a great day!
3. miteymite says:

   September 7, 2006 at 11:27 am

   Great list!
4. bernie says:

   September 7, 2006 at 1:13 pm

   Regarding #1, God made lawyers and mosquitos. One is a useless, bloodsucking parasite and the other is an insect.

   I’m up at TT – 13 things France this Thursday
5. Christine says:

   September 7, 2006 at 4:45 pm

   Those were great! I liked #13 the best!
   Have a great Thursday!
6. Tammy says:

   September 7, 2006 at 8:17 pm

   Awesome List and I love that equation!
7. Stacy says:

   September 7, 2006 at 8:40 pm

   I agree, what an awesome T13! Loved all of those, but let me please say “Amen” to number one and the mosquitoes. Love the equation at the end, and #10 is so true, and sometimes hard for me to remember. It’s that silly control thing

   Have a great day and weekend!
8. Cheryl says:

   September 7, 2006 at 9:12 pm

   I’m sure mosquitos are good for something. I’ll let ya know when I figure it out. Great list!
9. Staci says:

   September 7, 2006 at 9:44 pm

   What an awesome list! I’m copying some of these down – I’ve never heard them before!
10. on the Rock says:

    September 7, 2006 at 10:45 pm

    That’s a fun list. Thanks!
11. Tracie says:

    September 7, 2006 at 11:54 pm

    Great list! Mine is up!
12. Tina says:

    September 8, 2006 at 2:27 am

    One big AMEN!
13. MommyBa says:

    September 8, 2006 at 4:57 am

    This is a very inspirational list! Thanks for sharing!

    have a great weekend!
14. Gail says:

    September 8, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    I enjoyed your list! I have to say, on #1, I agree….too many mosquitoes where I live!
15. Sunshine Blues says:

    September 8, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    Wonderful list I missed yesterday! Saw the math on a bumper sticker the other day! I love it! Some of these would look great on a blinkie! Oh I must!
16. tnchick says:

    September 9, 2006 at 11:24 am

    I hadn’t heard of many of those… thanks for posting them… it’s a great list. I’ll have to share…
17. better safe than sorry says:

    September 9, 2006 at 4:01 pm

    i don’t think i’ve ever seen any of these, what a great idea for the tt.
18. Lucy Stern says:

    September 12, 2006 at 12:45 am

    I like # 9 best.
19. furniture stores manhattan says:

    November 26, 2006 at 5:18 am

    Didnt notice it before . . . quite clever.